“I forgor” is becoming a bigger impact on my vocabulary than even “It fucken wimdy”
the reason for this is it is only fucken wimdy every now and then, while I forgor happens 85 times a day.
I saw this while looking for refs on Pinterest and it’s so funny I’m gonna throw up
had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao
cruelty
slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber
you know how when you go out in the middle of the woods, your phone loses internet service? that is because the trees naturally protect you from the evil dark energy rays generated by influencers and twitter opinions. follow for more information about the beauty of nature
wormless behavior from some of you. absolute lack of dirt and burrowing. rethink
some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me
you are all sick in the head
sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault
[person 500 years ago knitting a sock] O Sister Margaret, regale me again with the tale of Vicar Wesley’s scandalous elopement with the baker’s daughter!
[me today knitting a sock] O Youtuber Hbomberguy, regale me again with the tale of SHERLOCK IS GARBAGE, AND HERE’S WHY